One of the greatest fears of the parent of a breastfed newborn, is the Number Three Poo...the 'power poo', as it's called in some circles.
This unhappy phenomenon occurs because breastfed newborns tend to poo infrequently, such as once a week. And when it finally does happen, it tends to be spectacular.
The anticipation of such a poo (when it's been a week without a poo, for instance) will often keep the parents of the breastfed newborn close to home and fearful of venturing out in public.
Well, it had been a week since my last poo, but Mum had no choice but to go out today.
She was helping out at an all-day women's conference at church and, because I require feeding every three hours (or whenever I get a bit peckish), I had to come along. Grandma came too, and her job was to look after me when Mum had to be on stage doing her thing.
Of course, Mum was on high alert over the poo business.
Because failure to react swiftly in the event of a Power Poo would mean she or Grandma would almost certainly end up wearing it.
No sooner had we arrived and taken our seats, when I decided I was a bit peckish.
Mum whisked me off to the parent's room and fed me.
No sooner had we returned and taken our seats once again, when Mum's friend Belinda sniffed that something wasn't quite right.
Thank goodness for Belinda's pregnancy-related heightened sense of smell because in a flash, Mum ripped me from my comfy spot in the hug-a-bub.
Just in time to see me give that look.
The look that's feared by all parents of the breastfed newborn who hasn't done a poo in a week.
Holding me aloft, Mum scrambled out of her seat and raced to the parent's room and plonked me on the change table.
There I filled not one, not two but three nappies. One after the other.
Twenty minutes later, it was safe to return to our seats. All cleaned up and neither of us wearing poo.
Such relief!
Oh, and after that everyone enjoyed the conference.